Ho Ho Nope Christmas Hoodie

Say goodbye to the picture-perfect holiday chaos and hello to a hoodie that speaks your mind. The Ho Ho Nope Hoodie is here for every tired mom, holiday host, or festive rebel who’s over the hustle and bustle of Christmas cheer.

With a playful mix of “Ho Ho Ho” and snarky phrases like “Hard No,” “Nope,” “Help Me,” and “Santa’s Lackey,” this hoodie adds a dose of humor and a splash of truth to your holiday wardrobe.

Perfect for wrapping presents, surviving school plays, or sipping spiked eggnog while you politely decline one more Christmas party invite. Cozy, soft, and perfect for anyone balancing the joy of the season with the reality of headaches and havoc.

This hoodie is more than a statement—it's your holiday survival uniform. Grab yours now and let the sarcasm do the talking! 🎄

Graphic process:

• Our crewnecks are printed using the sublimation process.  This means the ink is actually dyed into the product fibers and are most vibrant on light fabric colors.

Product Details:

• True to size for a relaxed fit.  
• Pre-shrunk 50% cotton 50% polyester
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex

Please use the measurements in the size chart of the listing to find your correct size.

Colors may vary slightly from one screen to another.